5 Reasons It Really Sucks To Be A. Weiner

1. Upon learning of his lewd tweets, Weiner's pregnant wife will be both hormonal AND furious. Run, Weiner, run!

2. Photos sent to Twitter fans make photos taken by paparazzi look like fine art by comparison.

3. Charlie Sheen is potential roommate in "treatment center."

4. Weiner action figure doll sold in a set with companion inflatable doll.

5. Duh -- the last name!