What Was That?

Was that a freaking train whistle I heard blowing last night at 3 in the morning? I mean, was that really necessary, Mr. Conductor? Are there that many cars or pedestrians on the road at that hour that you felt you needed to do that? I can't imagine that would be the case. Isn't it enough that I have to listen to your train's steel wheels rolling loudly over the metal tracks every day, morning, noon, and night? I live at least a mile away from the tracks, but it feels like I live right beside them when your whistle rudely awakens me in the middle of my much-needed beauty rest.