What If A Suburban Chick (me) Wrote A Country Song Lyric...

Like Taylor you were swift

Like Keith I was urban

We fell in love fast and hard

Over ginger ale and bourbon

Like Johnny you made lots of cash

Like Leann I wrote rimes

About how I would save you

From your cheating beating heart

We went up love’s hill with faith

But it was rocky at the top

Found out it wasn’t no sugar-land

Now like Dolly we are parton

You’re moving to Alabama

With some girl named Elvira

Bet she’s one of those Dixie chicks

You used to hang out with

Me, I’m walking after midnight

Trying to forget about you

Like Merle I’m getting haggard

But I got nothing better to do.